25 Quotes In Honour Of The Friends Reunion To Brighten Up Your Day

Megan Zara Walsh Megan Zara Walsh - Staff Writer

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Still, 17 years later, these Friends quotes never get old.

On May 27, HBO Max will air the highly anticipated Friends: The Reunion. Is anyone else as emotional and excited as us? Indeed, all us super fans will continue to battle it out to see who is more excited than who. So, as you prepare yourself for the episode titled ”The One Where They Get Back Together”, we’ve rounded up our favourite most iconic Friends quotes to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. Get ready, three days to go!

1. Rachel: “It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe.’ And then today, I just stopped and I said, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? what if I want to be a purse, or a hat?”

2. Monica: “Judge all you want, but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, lives in a box.”

3. Ross: “Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!” (lifting his new couch up the stairs) Chandler: “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”

4. Joey: “Oh sorry, I hear ‘Divorce’ and I immediately go to Ross.”

5. Chandler: “I’m not so good with the advice. Can I Interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

6. Phoebe: “You have to get off the plane. There is something wrong with the left phalange.”

7. Rachel: “Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”

8. Joey: “Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.” Phoebe: “Really, mine get me out of tickets.”

9. Rachel: “I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.” Monica: “No, you go after them five minutes before they get married.”

10. Joey: “A moo point? You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

11. Monica: “Do you have a plan?” Phoebe: “I don’t even have a pla.”

12. Ross: “Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!” (to his parents)

13. Joey: “You can’t have S-E-X when you are taking care of a B-A-B-I-E.”

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14. Rachel: “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”

15. Monica: “He’s a transpons-” Rachel: “A transponster!” Monica: “That’s not even a word!”

16. Joey: “But it is odd how a women’s purse looks good on me, a man.” Rachel: “Exactly, Unisex!” Joey: “Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple of days ago.” Rachel: “No, no Joey! U-N-I-sex.” Joey: “Well, I ain’t gonna say no to that.”

17. Phoebe: “They don’t know that we know they know we know.”

18. Chandler: “Condoms?” (about Joey’s emergency kit) Joey: “We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck in here. We might need to repopulate the earth.” Chandler: “And condoms are a way to do that?”

19. Chandler: “I’m glad we are having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”

20. Joey: “That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.”

21. Monica: “You were my midnight mystery kisser?” Ross: “You were my first kiss with Rachel?” Monica: “You were my first kiss ever?” Chandler: “What have I married into?”

22. Chandler: “Look, some girl ate Monica.” Monica: “Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.” Chandler: “So how many cameras are actually on you?”

23. Phoebe: “If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

24. Rachel: “Well, maybe I don’t need your money! Wait, wait, wait I said maybe.”

25. Joey: “Oh sorry, did I get ya?” Chandler: “No, you didn’t get me. It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me.”

If you haven’t seen it yet, check out Friends: The Reunion trailer below.

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